1st entry
1:25 PM
Packson
I RULE
I RULE. That's the bottom line EVERYONE needs to know. I'm not just some stuffed animal that eats and sleeps. I AM PACKSON! A alive creature that deserves respect! It's not that I don't or anything, it's just that I would like to eat at the master's table and sleep on the master's bed and just get all the privelages that Masters do. Because, I RULE. I don't just need some Dry crunchy stuff that has fake flavoring, I need Tuna on a silver platter. I also don't like doing my buisness in a plastic box, I need a toilet and a locked door like the masters do. It is so hard Being a cat.
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Packson
April 30,2011
2nd Entry
12:32 PM
Packson
Me as a cat, Packson
I'm a cat. Most people realize that, but sometimes I think they don't carry out the idea. So, I'm sleeping on the couch all warm and comfortable, then one of the small ones say "Time to brush!" what the heck does that mean??? Anyways I of course found out, it is when they usher you outside no matter what the temperature is outside and they pull out the red square and the start to rub me with it. At first it feels like they are petting you, but then it starts to take off your hair and it starts to irritate your skin. So you try to squirm away but they say "NO PACKSON" and you meow in frustration and get placed back on the concrete steps in front of Masters house. That is just one example. Another one is, I'm eating that bland crunchy food in my plastic bowl in the basement, and I decide to go upstairs when I'm finished. A couple of hours later, I'm hungry again so, I go downstairs and I see there is just crumbs of food were left from my last time I ate, I am DISGUSTED! All I know is that masters don't eat crumbs! I AM A CAT, PACKSON! People HAVE GOT TO REALIZE THAT!
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Packson
May 1, 2011
3rd Entry
11:36 AM
Packson
Holiday's
Today is May Day, and once again, I am neglected. Every holiday the masters and little masters get gifts. In the season with the pine tree is up, they get a bunch of boxes with colorful paper and bunches of gifts. What do I get??? I get a the good tuna-e wet food. The problem is, is that that food is not that much and the masters presents are almost always there for years. On the holiday with plastic eggs, I don't get anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They get candy and little baskets. And today, May Day, they get baskets with candy and bubbles from the people next door. I GET NOTHING! Don't think I'm pessimist or anything, but It's just like I never get anything. Tomorrow I will write about something positive. I swear!
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Packson
May 1, 2011
4th Entry
6:34 PM
Packson
Being a cat
Being a cat is pretty amazing, I mean we get to sleep all day,eat whenever I we want, Practically do whatever cats can do whenever! We don't have to pay bill, taxes, go to work, or really do anything much. We have no responsibilities except for whenever you need to go, go in the litter box. That is the only thing. I get to sleep wherever, and that is awesome! I also get to get pets! I never see humans getting petted, only animals, including cats. I'd much rather be a cat then a human, it's much better. You might think that cats don't have any friends either, ( cat friends ) but that is a lie. Indoor/outdoor cats have plenty of outdoor cat friends! I myself on catster ( a cat facebook type thing ) have many many catster friends online! I have many different kinds of awesome cat stuff I get to do anytime I want, much better than being a human! I love my life.
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Packson
May 5, 2011
7:58
Packson
The Meowing Era
I sit in the window and I meow. I meow for hours on end. Do these people even realize I am "MEOW" ing ?! I need food, duh. NOT crumbles. I need water, duhr. Not a little puddle. I NEED ATTENTION! UGH! I have high demands. These people should have realized that when I was adopted. I will make a meowing era until my needs are MET! Sometimes I feel rather ignored.
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Packson
P.S. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
May 25, 2011
6th Entry
10:27 PM
Packson
Vacation
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. It is "Summer Break" as the little masters call it. They don't leave for 7 hours a day anymore. They are home all the time now. Phooey. No more alone time during the day unless I hide downstairs. I haven't had a chance to get on the computer lately. Speaking of Vacation, cats never are on vacation. we never get one. I would go on one if I could. I wish. A trip to San Diego would be nice, or Vegas, or even France! Anywhere that is not on 35th Street! It seems like even some of my fellow cat friends even go in little cat carriers and go on vacations with their owners. It's better than staying at home thinking about what you COULD be doing in California right now.Ugh.
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